His friends kidnap his wife's lover with the intention of restoring his wounded ego.
( A very promising start, but fails to deliver, some great individual performances however.
With extreme bad language.)

C a s t

Ray Winstone as Colin Diamond
Joanne Whalley as Liz Diamond age: 41 vitals: 32, 26, 30 area: Bethnal Green
Well where do I start? After 21 years of marriage I'm looking for a bit of fun, I'm not yet
ready to hang up the sexy underwear, I need a new man to give me love, lust and more.
John Hurt as Old Man Peanut
Tom Wilkinson as Archie
Ian McShane as Meredith who uses the expression:
                                               " the 5 Fs, findum, feelum, fingerum, fuckum & forgetum "
Stephen Dillane as Mal
Melvil Poupaud as Loverboy
Steven Berkoff as Tippi Gordon
Edna Dore as Archie's Mum
Andy de la Tour as Biggy Walpole
Derek Lea as Bumface
Ramon Christian as Boy on Sofa

Production Credits

Director: Malcolm Venville
Writers: Louis Mellis & David Scinto
Original Music by Angelo Badalamenti